JOKES I LIKED FROM FEW PEOPLE
Two wives are talking.
1st Lady: Which Book affected you most in your life?
2nd Lady: My
husband's chequebook******************************************************
Mere Kuch dost PK dekhne gaya
ticket ka rate dekh ke
Toh PK aa gaye.
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An ad in a matrimonial.
"WANTED WIFE! Age no bar,
weight no bar, Looks no bar, Caste no Bar, Education no bar
BUT GIRL'S FATHER
must have his own BAR.
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A mouse is speaking to Elephant.
"2 din ke liya Apni Kameez Dena."
Elephant: "Ha Ha Ha... pehnega kya?"
Mouse: Nahi, Beti Ki Shaadi Hai, Tent Lagwana Hai.
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Boyfriend text to his Girlfriend.
BF: Hi
GF: Hello
BF: Kahan par ho?
GF: Mai apne papa ki BMW mein club ja rahi hoon. Abhi driver mujhe clob chodd dega Uske baad mai mall mein shopping ke liye jaungi. Tum kahan par hai?
BF: Bus mein tumhari seat ke piche. Tum ticket matt lena maine le li hai.
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A Husband in a Bookstore.
"Do you have a book called 'Husband-the master of the House?"
Sales Girl: "Sir, Comics are on the 1st floor..!"
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Wife: Mujhe burger khana hai.
Husband ne la kar de diya.
Wife: Thanks.
Husband: Sirf thanks?
Wife: Achha toh tum kiss chahte ho?
Husband: Bakwas mat kar adha adha kar.
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Best ad given by married man on OLX.com
"A weeding suit for sale, used only once by "MISTAKE."
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Boy: Woh Konsi ungli hai jisme haddi nahi hoti?
Friend: Nahi Pata.
Boy: GLOVE ki ungli.
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If You call your Mother as "MUM"
Wha will you call your mother's younger sister and Elder sister?
"MINIMUM"
"MAXIMUM"
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A Guy searching on Google.
"How to Tackle a Wife?
Google Search Results.
"Good Morning, Sir! Even We are Searching..."
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A man was walking in rain
A beautiful lady: Why Don't you share my umbrella?
Man: NO sister its fine (and he walked away)
Moral:
Moral Voral Kuch Nai Piche Biwi aa rahi thi.
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Teacher: Shaadi ke waqt Dulhey ko Ghode par Kyun bithaya jata hai...?
Last warning di jati hai ke..
Abhi Bhi waqt Hai BHAAG ja...
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